Story 1 :
*A boy feed his father's cow a chocolate
Father : Son, why you feed my cow a chocolate ?
Son : Dad, this is because I want chocolate milk
Father : ???
Story 2 :
*Husband and His Beloved Wife
Husband : Honey, I give everything to you already, rings, amulet,
house, whatelse do you want ?
Wife : I want new husband
Husband : !!!!